Auto Auction Sells the King of Cars

On the CBS comedy King of Queens, Doug Heffernan had a pretty great life. He had a beautiful wife. He delivered packages for a fictionalized version of a company known for high levels of employee satisfaction. He even had a dog that loved him. Sure, he had to live with his father-in-law. But, that led to the kind of fun antics that led America to fall in love with the family from 3121 Aberdeen Street, Queens, NY. A great family and a great job weren’t all Doug had going for him, however. The Heffernan family were also proud owners of a Pontiac Grand Am. And now, thanks to a generous car donor in Cincinnati, you too can live the good life with this reliable vehicle.
The best auto auction in Cincinnati is auctioning off the grandest of “Am”s tomorrow morning. You don’t have to be a fancy television writer for CBS to know this sporty white four-door touring vehicle is just begging for a cool nickname. Something like: The Snowspeeder. We’re sure you can figure out the perfect one, but only if you come out tomorrow and place the winning bid.